Kittens can beat up dogs

watch the proof - dogs beware

Grumpy new zealand man bans pram

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10484700

this man banned a lady and her pram from his shop. Fluffy doesn't live in new zealand and doesn't use a pram, so he is unconcerned.

Fat Wombat Gets Stuck

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=504733&in_page_id=1811

a fat wombat has got stuck.

It's christmas

fluffy has a special christmas treat for you...




merry christmas!!

cat attacks postman

A cat has been attacking a postman. Seems a bit like dog's work to kitten...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/7147685.stm

Apes tell jokes

scientists have found out that orangutans tell jokes. Kitten knows a joke they'd like - where do monkeys cook their toasties? Under the gorilla..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml;jsessionid=HCZUFYJJDDB3DQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2007/12/12/scioran112.xml

Weasel Coffee

http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=616

Kitten has found out about weasel coffee. He's not sure about giving extra caffeine to weasels - they're already a bit rowdy. they should be given something stoatally different.