There has been suspicious betting on rubbish event "Crufts." Apparently there are rumours of an unknown "Superdog" in the utility category who is sure to win.
Fluffy has a number of points
1) Crufts is rubbish
2) Dogs are rubbish
3) There is no such thing as a "superdog"
4) Utility dogs are ones that can do the hoovering.
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