The sound of one paw clapping

A stupid dog is pretending to be a buddhist.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jDQDHYJIy5-9Oyt5kzcpViL_3DqgD8VJP0LO0

Fluffy says that if a dog falls over in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, it doesn't make a noise. Which doesn't matter, because dogs are rubbish anyway.