Thursday, 13 August 2009

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Hotel gets things half right...


...nuff said


Hero Kitten




This kitten's mewing saved over a hundred dogs - dogs that the kitten had definitely not deliberately trapped and locked up, honest. It was the old man who did it; the old man who despite being mentally incapable had acquired hundreds of chihuahuas. So stop asking.




Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Nasty newspaper keeps saying bad things about cats


Fluffy does not approve and suggests that everyone boycots the Guardian for a week in protest - but not saturday because he uses the extra sections as rabbit hutch lining



Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Scientific Tests prove cats more intelligent that scientists


A clinical trial has proven that cats are clever enough to fool scientists into thinking that cats are incapable of getting their own food. This means that cats have to be given food, right into their mouths if necessary, possibly whilst sitting on a nice cushion. Fluffy approves.


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Tandoori Mouse stops brain disease


Scientists are feeding curry to mice cos it stops them from going senile - Fluffy wonders firstly how you check if a mouse is senile (wets itself? can't find its keys?), and secondly whether eating mice that had eaten curry would do the trick.