Thursday, 31 July 2008

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

dogs are stupid - part 15

Look at these stupid dogs - dogs are so stupid....

Monday, 28 July 2008

Fluffy has heard this place is good....

...and not just because it has "Kat" in its name. Fluffy likes a curry, although only a mild one.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Dog causes bother

prank calls to an advert looking for a lost dog caused a japanese man to get an ulcer.

he shouldn't have bothered, as dogs are rubbish.

Monday, 21 July 2008

Cat sayings

here's story about the origin of cat sayings

it talks about the origin of the phrase "cat's got your tongue"

Fluffy knows the origin, and it's simple... cats CAN get your tongue. so watch out.

Friday, 18 July 2008

cat wash

fluffy does not approve at all - dogs need baths, cats don't.

Thursday, 17 July 2008

the fugitive

Fluffy says watch out - there's a potential killer on the loose!!!

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Dog/Rabbit controversy

a rabbit is suspected of poisoning a water supply and a dog had to be rescued from a pipe when it was "trying to catch a rabbit"

Fluffy thinks the rabbit was framed and the dog is guilty - possibly of "terrierism"

Monday, 14 July 2008

does the pope like cats?

it appears that the head of the Catolic church needs a kitten laid on for him when he goes on tour - much like Mariah Carey

As a genuinely inspirational character, wise beyond measure and leader of millions of devoted followers, this seems like a fair request to Fluffy. However, he's not sure about the Pope - what number ones has he ever had?

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Bat Bra

Fluffy found this story amusing. If you can fit a bat in your bra without noticing, surely you could fit a kitten?

this picture looks as though it might have been mocked up after the event

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

pete doherty - hero of the people (for now)

Fluffy knows Pete has been naughty in the past but his heart seems to be in the right place at the moment. Fluffy does not however approve of his earlier cat based antics/

Fluffy hopes that Pete doesn't die of drug abuse, or at least that he puts some weight on before he goes, so his cats have something to eat before his discovery, days later.

Friday, 4 July 2008

Super Cat

Fluffy dreams of flocks of cats swooping through the air, higher than a beagle.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

another cat rescue

this cat was rescued by ringing a mobile phone. Fluffy prefers text messages to voice calls as he is oftn vry bsy and cnnt answr hs phn.

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Fluffy's racing tip

Fluffy is not allowed to gamble, but if he was, he'd bet on Cheery Cat in tonight's race. The horsey has come all the way from America just to have a run