Thursday, 31 January 2008

Cat bothers people in hospital



A ginger cat has been popping into A&E in a welsh hospital. Someone complained, but Fluffy thinks that that person is rubbish.

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Belgian Mouse found Partially in Finland


The Belgians have found a way of livening up vegetables (which Fluffy isn't generally keen on) - but they're testing them on the Fins.



Monday, 28 January 2008

cat has five legs


http://www.kspr.com/news/national/14293747.html#.

an American cat has 5 legs! If Fluffy had 5 legs he'd be better at maths.

Saturday, 26 January 2008

Cat Hero



a cat saved the lives of his owners even though they don't like cats. Fluffy would probably have let the house burn down and then wandered off to find an old lady to live with - one who sleeps a lot, has the heating on really high and feeds their cats til they're fat.

Friday, 25 January 2008

New James Bond film




it's called Quantum of Solace. Fluffy is a little sad that he wasn't considered for the part of James Bond. However, he doesn't understand the title, and as he's only three kitten years old he hasn't actually been allowed to watch a James Bond film - are they about cats?


Thursday, 24 January 2008

Warm weather encourages birds


Global warming has made more birds stay in Britain over winter.




Fluffy would be concerned about global warming but he's busy lying by the bird table with his mouth open.


Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Adventure cat




A cat hid in a suitcase and flew from Miami to Dallas. Fluffy is in favour of this sort of thing but advises kittens to go at least premium economy as it's a but chilly in the hold.


Tuesday, 22 January 2008

Lord Coe Watch




Seb Coe has been in the news again. To make it clear, Kitten wants to remind you that like all kittens, he doesn't like Seb Coe. Steve Ovett is the kitten number 1!!




Shoe Shop in trouble




A shoe shop is in real trouble. Kitten has four paws but he doesn't wear shoes - as such he is relatively unconcerned.


Saturday, 19 January 2008

Bionic Rabbits - a step too far


They already eat lots of carrots - they don't need bionic eyes to help them.




Friday, 18 January 2008

Big mouse extinct


a large mouse lived on earth millions of years ago. it doesn't now. Fluffy assumes it's because it was eaten by a large cat.




Tuesday, 15 January 2008

Save the Olympic Cats

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7112603.stm
Fluffy is very concerned about the olympic cats. he would like to offer a million pound award to anyone who saves all the cats, but once again he doesn't have a million pounds. And if he gets a million pounds he has to give it to the people who develop a light cat tracker (see below)

Friday, 11 January 2008

Wii Fit

Fluffy is excited by the forthcoming launch of the computer game Wii Fit in the UK.



like many kittens he has a Wii on the living room floor

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Fluffy's campaign - a one million pound prize!!!




Fluffy constantly worries about getting lost. He therefore supports the introduction of GPS tracking for kittens and cats. That way if he gets lost, he can easily be found. He would like to set up a million pound prize fund for anyone who invents a light, portable gps tag for collars, but he doesn't have one million pounds. The only trackers he can find on the internet seem to weigh a ton - and he is only little.


Monday, 7 January 2008

Sunday, 6 January 2008

Enemy of all right minded people




his name is David Thomas and he works at a university called Massey in New Zealand. Please ignore his dangerous views...


Friday, 4 January 2008

big burger






Fluffy has found a burger that weighs 6 pounds - that's more than him, and he doesn't have cheese on top of him either!

Thursday, 3 January 2008

cold snap on the way




there's a cold snap on the way - but not in Fluffy's Basket. he's turning the heating up to ten and going back to bed.

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

Hold it in, save the panet


Apparently Kangaroos don't fart. This means if we can teach cows to be as polite as kangaroos we will save the world from global warning.