Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Scientific Tests prove cats more intelligent that scientists

A clinical trial has proven that cats are clever enough to fool scientists into thinking that cats are incapable of getting their own food. This means that cats have to be given food, right into their mouths if necessary, possibly whilst sitting on a nice cushion. Fluffy approves.

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Tandoori Mouse stops brain disease

Scientists are feeding curry to mice cos it stops them from going senile - Fluffy wonders firstly how you check if a mouse is senile (wets itself? can't find its keys?), and secondly whether eating mice that had eaten curry would do the trick.