Saturday, 29 March 2008

Breakthrough in efforts to save Europe's last big cat
This story isn't quite what Fluffy expected - it's not about cats that like their food, but about lynxes.
Fluffy knows what a big cat is, and he knows what a Lynx is. (see the pictures, you can't get confused)


kittens like mozarella (especially on their pizzas) but it sticks to their whiskers

Friday, 28 March 2008

Thursday, 27 March 2008

Remarkable prodigy kitten

this kitten is able to express his emotions through fur.

Fluffy approves.

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Ballet donkey retires

a donkey called Monika has retired as a ballerina in Russia - and she's only 21.

Fluffy likes donkeys.

However he prefers breakdancing to ballet

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

The sound of one paw clapping

A stupid dog is pretending to be a buddhist.

Fluffy says that if a dog falls over in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, it doesn't make a noise. Which doesn't matter, because dogs are rubbish anyway.

Friday, 21 March 2008

Hybrid Animals

A cardinal has objected to the new Embryology bill in the House of Commons. It will allow creating hybrid animal/human combos

Kitten is in favour of the bill because he would like to be a cross between himself and Evel Knievel, or a cross between him and Steve Ovett - that way he could either drive a motorbike or run dead fast.
By all accounts this particular Cardinal objects to pretty much everything, anyway.

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

sinister dog people

this couple wear jumpers made from dog hair. Fluffy guesses that they smell.

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Cat injustice

this cat appears to have been framed. he might just have been given these goods, or may have retreived them from the real thief.

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Silly Nicaraguans

Silly Nicaraguans take their dogs to church - which is pointless, because they're rubbish.

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

The budget

There is still VAT on cat food - nuff said. Alistair may be someone's darling but he's not Fluffy's. Even though he has a cat called Sybill.

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Bank Holidays

there's a petition to get another bank holiday. Fluffy loves bank holidays - they're especially useful when he has three things to do - normal weekends aren't long enough.

businessmen might disgree because it'll hurt profits but if they had their way, children would still be up chimneys, cleaning them with brushes made of live kittens.

Monday, 10 March 2008

Cats can save your life

having a cat stops you getting heart disease. No such results were found to be true of dogs. the scientists are trying to make excuses, but in the final analysis dogs are rubbish.

Friday, 7 March 2008

Dog Scandal - who cares

There has been suspicious betting on rubbish event "Crufts." Apparently there are rumours of an unknown "Superdog" in the utility category who is sure to win.

Fluffy has a number of points

1) Crufts is rubbish

2) Dogs are rubbish

3) There is no such thing as a "superdog"

4) Utility dogs are ones that can do the hoovering.

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Chinese People have the right idea about eating

In china, "fat" is a complement. Fluffy would like to owned by a chinese person. One in five people is chinese so it shouldn't b e too hard to arrange.

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

clumsy cats

the clumsiest cats in Britain are in the West Midlands. They keep having to go to the vet. Fluffy has mixed feelings about vets.

Monday, 3 March 2008

Mouse Problem

A mouse has been seeing going into the Ivy restaurant in London. Fluffy reckons they need to get a cat - possibly one with a bow tie.

Sunday, 2 March 2008