http://www.independent.co.uk/news/europe/breakthrough-in-efforts-to-save-europes-last-big-cat-801772.html
Saturday 29 March 2008
Friday 28 March 2008
Thursday 27 March 2008
Wednesday 26 March 2008
Ballet donkey retires
Tuesday 25 March 2008
The sound of one paw clapping
Friday 21 March 2008
Hybrid Animals
A cardinal has objected to the new Embryology bill in the House of Commons. It will allow creating hybrid animal/human combos
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/7308224.stmKitten is in favour of the bill because he would like to be a cross between himself and Evel Knievel, or a cross between him and Steve Ovett - that way he could either drive a motorbike or run dead fast.
By all accounts this particular Cardinal objects to pretty much everything, anyway.
Wednesday 19 March 2008
Tuesday 18 March 2008
Cat injustice
Saturday 15 March 2008
Man gets shot - still goes for fish and chips
Thursday 13 March 2008
Silly Nicaraguans
Wednesday 12 March 2008
The budget
Tuesday 11 March 2008
Bank Holidays
there's a petition to get another bank holiday. Fluffy loves bank holidays - they're especially useful when he has three things to do - normal weekends aren't long enough.
businessmen might disgree because it'll hurt profits but if they had their way, children would still be up chimneys, cleaning them with brushes made of live kittens.
Monday 10 March 2008
Cats can save your life
Friday 7 March 2008
Dog Scandal - who cares
There has been suspicious betting on rubbish event "Crufts." Apparently there are rumours of an unknown "Superdog" in the utility category who is sure to win.
Fluffy has a number of points
1) Crufts is rubbish
2) Dogs are rubbish
3) There is no such thing as a "superdog"
4) Utility dogs are ones that can do the hoovering.
Wednesday 5 March 2008
Chinese People have the right idea about eating
Tuesday 4 March 2008
clumsy cats
Monday 3 March 2008
Mouse Problem
Sunday 2 March 2008
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