watch the proof - dogs beware
Sunday, 30 December 2007
this man banned a lady and her pram from his shop. Fluffy doesn't live in new zealand and doesn't use a pram, so he is unconcerned.
Friday, 28 December 2007
Tuesday, 25 December 2007
Monday, 24 December 2007
Sunday, 23 December 2007
scientists have found out that orangutans tell jokes. Kitten knows a joke they'd like - where do monkeys cook their toasties? Under the gorilla..
Thursday, 20 December 2007
Kitten has found out about weasel coffee. He's not sure about giving extra caffeine to weasels - they're already a bit rowdy. they should be given something stoatally different.
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
a moose has drunk some alcohol somewhere and become confused and tangled. kitten is too young to drink.
Monday, 17 December 2007
in Australia they throw fish around in the same way that normal countries throw javelins and discus. However, they're now going to start using fake fish - which Fluffy is dead against
Friday, 14 December 2007
Thursday, 13 December 2007
scientists have developed luminous cats. Kitten reckons it's just showing off.
Wednesday, 12 December 2007
this man abandoned his career working after getting some advice in chip shop and became a singing star in china. Fluffy likes chips and thinks it's a waste of effort - he should have stayed where he was, and perhaps ordered some fish
Tuesday, 11 December 2007
the bbc say they have the first pictures of the jerboa ever.
How come this footage of a jerboa is on youtube from ages ago? fluffy is puzzled...
Saturday, 8 December 2007
when dolphins are in love they woo their girlfriends with bunches of weed.
Fluffy has never done that - but he has wee-ed in the woods.
Thursday, 6 December 2007
A pub in Scotland has one an award for its nice loo - which has flowers in it
Fluffy's toilet has flowers in too - but that's because it's a back garden.
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
mummy elephants can find where their family is just by sniffing. Aparently the other elephants have a distinctive smell
Fluffy has some relatives like that too!
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
a clever sheep has learned to unlock her cage with her tongue
fluffy is in training to learn how to open tins of kitten food - a useful skill with many applications.
Monday, 3 December 2007
this article says "Mummy reveals dino secrets" but this just isn't true. Mummy knows very little about the secrets of dinosaurs and would never gossip anyway.
Saturday, 1 December 2007
It's December and Kitten is excited about Christmas - which isn't far away
A drought has caused a problem for Christmas trees - meaning that people will either get no tree or pay a lot for it.
Luckily this is happening in Australia and Fluffy doesn't live in Australia. Fluffy doesn't know much about Australia but his mummy told him it's a long way away.