Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Hotel gets things half right...

...nuff said

Hero Kitten

This kitten's mewing saved over a hundred dogs - dogs that the kitten had definitely not deliberately trapped and locked up, honest. It was the old man who did it; the old man who despite being mentally incapable had acquired hundreds of chihuahuas. So stop asking.

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Nasty newspaper keeps saying bad things about cats

Fluffy does not approve and suggests that everyone boycots the Guardian for a week in protest - but not saturday because he uses the extra sections as rabbit hutch lining