Thursday, 18 December 2008

a new film!

the new fluffy little kitten film is out. it has sound! and animation!

talking to dogs

Twenty-five percent of cat owners said they understand everything their kitty says, while only 16 percent of dog owners comprehend all their canine’s comments. Fluffy reckons that this is because dogs are stupid and rubbish.

Friday, 12 December 2008

A Cat that's not getting any presents this Christmas

Fluffy thinks that this cat has made a foolish error if he was looking to get a new playstation on Christmas Morning...

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Mole Confusion

Fluffy was initially very interested in this story - it has a great headline.  On closer inspection, it was far less interesting than he thought it would be....

Friday, 5 December 2008

Fluffy likes Canada....

....Check out their Prime Minister! He's great!

Thursday, 4 December 2008

World's oldest cat

This cat is 27 in human years and 125 in cat years. Fluffy is three in cat years, or 2/3rds of a human year, apparently.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Keep watching the skies

Fluffy is very concerned about this story.

he urges all cats to remember, you can't run faster than a cat, but you can run faster than a yorkshire terrier - make sure you're nearer the back door than the pooch.

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Proper Appeal

Fluffy usually picks happier stories, but he says that people should get together to help this cat. Fluffy doesn't approve of spam (except the tinned meat) but reckons that this story should be forwarded a bit.

the email to use to contact regarding help is

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Headline News

stop the presses.... Fluffy wants to know why the major newspapers haven't picked up on this breaking story from the North Kitsap Herald? And where is North Kitsap?

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Cats on a leash?

Fluffy has found out that lots of cats in america have to stay indoors or wear a leash. Isn't it supposed to be the land of the free? Fluffy disapproves, as he enjoys an occasional stroll in the back garden. Plus, how do they go to the loo?

Monday, 24 November 2008

Hubba Hubba

This is the best looking cat in Britain apparently. Fluffy prefers a more uniform brown coat. He is too young to compete in cat shows but when he does, he reckons he'll be the best of breed. His breed is the little known "Brown English Round."

Sunday, 23 November 2008

heroes save wet cat

some heroes saved a wet kitten. The video is dead good. Fluffy approves.

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Another genetic advance for cat-kind (part 8)

This cat has two faces -one for mewin' one for chewin'

Fluffy has been two faced in the past. Once he said he like a dog, when in fact he didn't like the dog.

Cos dogs are rubbish.

Friday, 14 November 2008

Cat hero that definitely wasn't tying to eat a baby is proven to be imaginary

Fluffy was proud, then worried, then shocked, then relieved.

Be a good cat, win a million...

Fluffy is a bit disappointed that he wasn't entered for this new Cat quiz show - although to be fair he's not so keen on jumpin' around or thinkin' so it probably doesn't matter

Cat gets community service

Fluffy was concerned by this story

until it turned out that this was a man who played the "Cat" in Red Dwarf - a TV show which is on after Fluffy's bedtime

great new film, great new book...Dewey The Smalltown Library Cat excellent story is available for pre-order and Fluffy has it on his wishlist. it's about a cat who taught America how to read. The cat's name is Dewey

Apperently Meryl Streep is starring in the movie of the book - Fluffy has reservations as he reckons she may be too big, and not furry enough, for the part.

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Controversy about Obama Presidency

It turns out Obama is prejudiced - he wants a puppy but not a cat. Fluffy does not approve.

Even George W Bush had a cat - look!

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Cat Friendly Hot Dog Bun

This bakery made a bun that had a mouse shape in it. Fluffy approves - although he prefers the term "sausage in a bun" to "hot dog," which sounds unappetising.

Friday, 7 November 2008

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

A historic day in politics...

...The world has woken up a changed place this morning. The political lanscape has been ploughed up and there will be a new dawn for the whole world.

Fluffy is, of course, referring to the new release of the DEFRA (department of Environment, Food and Rural affairs) 26 page guide to looking after your cat in compliance with the 2006 Animal welfare Act.

Fluffy advises you to read it from cover to cover - there will be a test.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

New food source developed by scientists

Scientists can grow extra mice from old mice you might have knocking around your freezer - Fluffy has often made bubble and squeak from leftovers, and assumes this is a similar process.

Dogs are Stupid - Part 35

yet more stupid dogs - these ones look silly when they lie upside down

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

And now, an actual hero

This cat gave blood! So that a kitten could survive! Fluffy is very pro blood donation and thinks everyone in the uk should go to to find out how it's done.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Beware the Purr-muda triangle

Fluffy says that cats should steer clear of the mysterious Purrmuda triangle - an area in which cats go missing.

It's in Wales, so just avoid Wales.

Monday, 27 October 2008

Dog saves kittens

This dog saved the life of some kittens so it can't be all bad...

Fluffy is relatively impressed, but does take note of the fact that the dog had not fitted any working smoke alarms in his house. All houses with kittens in should have a smoke alarm, so perhaps this dog is not such a hero after all....

Friday, 24 October 2008

Another genetic advance for cat-kind

Fluffy is very pleased that scientists have developed a glow in the dark cat.

His name is Mr Green Genes

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

just when you thought it was safe to go into the water....

...Sharks had better watch out - these tigers are learning to swim. Fluffy approves - they will work well with the Chinese Winged Cats...

Friday, 17 October 2008

Save a cat, get the girl..

...Fluffy has noticed that science proves that if you are a man who saves a cat, women will find you more attractive.

Fluffy is a bit young for that sort of thing, but he generally approves of the idea in theory.

Thursday, 16 October 2008

Fat cats

there is a lot of discrimination in the news at the moment about fat cats

Fluffy thinks it's time to start calming down and blaming dogs for things

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Courtroom cat - not a Witch

Fluffy wishes to re-iterate. If a cat jumps on your lap, it is not a witch - it just wants a comfy place to sit.

Monday, 13 October 2008

Only 3 days until National Feral Cat Day

Thursday is National Feral Cat Day. Fluffy has been opening the little flaps on his National Feral Cat Day Advent Calendar (so far all the pictures are of feral cats but Fluffy thinks there may be a treat behind the last flap)

Fluffy would advise everyone to go out of their way to pat a feral cat this week*

*with really big gloves on though

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

don't get a pet other than a cat

scientists think that most little pets are dangerous. Fluffy thinks there's a simple rule - don't make a food animal a pet animal. Chicks and hamsters are for eatin' not pettin'

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Don't mess with cats...

...a policeman thought he could mess with a cat. He was wrong.

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Cat hero

the cat in this story is a hero, protecting people from rubbish, nasty dogs..

Friday, 12 September 2008

a heartwarming tale

This cat came back after nine years. His sense of direction can't be up to much. Fluffy is very pro the microchipping of cats. He also likes chips

Thursday, 11 September 2008

New english football logo

Some mean Croatians teased the England Football team and said that they shouldn't have three lions on their shirt. Well, Fluffy thinks their planbackfired, because powered by their new logo, England won four one!!

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Colorado Spring - not cat friendly

They're trying to bring in a cat licensing system because of all the strays. Fluffy suggests that all cats who live in Colorado springs hop on the train to New Jersey - where cats are valued (see earlier blog entries)

Monday, 8 September 2008

Criminal Mastermind cat

Fluffy is impressed by this tale of feline derring-do. No doubt this particular cat is a Robin Hood figures - stealing from the rich to buy food for hungry cats.

Friday, 5 September 2008

Dogs are rubbish

Fluffy has found another story about a stupid dog - stupid!

Thursday, 4 September 2008

New Jersey - Cat Heaven?

They're putting something in the water in New Jersey, Fluffy reckons...

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

High Drama in New Orleans

Fluffy was initially unconcerned about hurricane reports in America...

but now he cares... stop global warming now and think of the kittens

Friday, 29 August 2008

It's only a matter of time, Humans....

...check out these Chinese cats and be afraid. Just a few more years and Cats will rule the world, terrorising dogs from above.

Friday, 22 August 2008

Thursday, 21 August 2008

another giant step for cat evolution

Fluffy thinks it's only a matter of time before Cats rule the world. This "x-men" style cat will surely be at the forefront of any cat-based revolution.

Thursday, 14 August 2008

Thursday, 31 July 2008

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

dogs are stupid - part 15

Look at these stupid dogs - dogs are so stupid....