This is the main story from their newspaper.
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Twenty-five percent of cat owners said they understand everything their kitty says, while only 16 percent of dog owners comprehend all their canine’s comments. Fluffy reckons that this is because dogs are stupid and rubbish.
Friday, 12 December 2008
Fluffy thinks that this cat has made a foolish error if he was looking to get a new playstation on Christmas Morning...
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Fluffy secretly admires this cat...
Saturday, 6 December 2008
Fluffy was initially very interested in this story - it has a great headline. On closer inspection, it was far less interesting than he thought it would be....
Friday, 5 December 2008
Thursday, 4 December 2008
This cat is 27 in human years and 125 in cat years. Fluffy is three in cat years, or 2/3rds of a human year, apparently.
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Fluffy is very concerned about this story.
he urges all cats to remember, you can't run faster than a cat, but you can run faster than a yorkshire terrier - make sure you're nearer the back door than the pooch.
Thursday, 27 November 2008
Fluffy usually picks happier stories, but he says that people should get together to help this cat. Fluffy doesn't approve of spam (except the tinned meat) but reckons that this story should be forwarded a bit.
the email to use to contact regarding help is email@example.com
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
stop the presses.... Fluffy wants to know why the major newspapers haven't picked up on this breaking story from the North Kitsap Herald? And where is North Kitsap?
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Fluffy has found out that lots of cats in america have to stay indoors or wear a leash. Isn't it supposed to be the land of the free? Fluffy disapproves, as he enjoys an occasional stroll in the back garden. Plus, how do they go to the loo?
Monday, 24 November 2008
This is the best looking cat in Britain apparently. Fluffy prefers a more uniform brown coat. He is too young to compete in cat shows but when he does, he reckons he'll be the best of breed. His breed is the little known "Brown English Round."
Sunday, 23 November 2008
Thursday, 20 November 2008
This cat has two faces -one for mewin' one for chewin'
Fluffy has been two faced in the past. Once he said he like a dog, when in fact he didn't like the dog.
Cos dogs are rubbish.
Friday, 14 November 2008
Fluffy was proud, then worried, then shocked, then relieved.
Fluffy is a bit disappointed that he wasn't entered for this new Cat quiz show - although to be fair he's not so keen on jumpin' around or thinkin' so it probably doesn't matter
Fluffy was concerned by this story
until it turned out that this was a man who played the "Cat" in Red Dwarf - a TV show which is on after Fluffy's bedtime
...an excellent story is available for pre-order and Fluffy has it on his wishlist. it's about a cat who taught America how to read. The cat's name is Dewey
Apperently Meryl Streep is starring in the movie of the book - Fluffy has reservations as he reckons she may be too big, and not furry enough, for the part.
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
It turns out Obama is prejudiced - he wants a puppy but not a cat. Fluffy does not approve.
Even George W Bush had a cat - look!
Sunday, 9 November 2008
This bakery made a bun that had a mouse shape in it. Fluffy approves - although he prefers the term "sausage in a bun" to "hot dog," which sounds unappetising.
Friday, 7 November 2008
Fluffy does not approve of people who aren't cats trying to use a cat flap.
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
...The world has woken up a changed place this morning. The political lanscape has been ploughed up and there will be a new dawn for the whole world.
Fluffy is, of course, referring to the new release of the DEFRA (department of Environment, Food and Rural affairs) 26 page guide to looking after your cat in compliance with the 2006 Animal welfare Act.
Fluffy advises you to read it from cover to cover - there will be a test.
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Scientists can grow extra mice from old mice you might have knocking around your freezer - Fluffy has often made bubble and squeak from leftovers, and assumes this is a similar process.
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
This cat gave blood! So that a kitten could survive! Fluffy is very pro blood donation and thinks everyone in the uk should go to http://www.blood.co.uk/ to find out how it's done.
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
Fluffy says that cats should steer clear of the mysterious Purrmuda triangle - an area in which cats go missing.
It's in Wales, so just avoid Wales.
Monday, 27 October 2008
This dog saved the life of some kittens so it can't be all bad...
Fluffy is relatively impressed, but does take note of the fact that the dog had not fitted any working smoke alarms in his house. All houses with kittens in should have a smoke alarm, so perhaps this dog is not such a hero after all....
Friday, 24 October 2008
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
...Sharks had better watch out - these tigers are learning to swim. Fluffy approves - they will work well with the Chinese Winged Cats...
Friday, 17 October 2008
...Fluffy has noticed that science proves that if you are a man who saves a cat, women will find you more attractive.
Fluffy is a bit young for that sort of thing, but he generally approves of the idea in theory.
Thursday, 16 October 2008
there is a lot of discrimination in the news at the moment about fat cats
Fluffy thinks it's time to start calming down and blaming dogs for things
Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Fluffy wishes to re-iterate. If a cat jumps on your lap, it is not a witch - it just wants a comfy place to sit.
Monday, 13 October 2008
Thursday is National Feral Cat Day. Fluffy has been opening the little flaps on his National Feral Cat Day Advent Calendar (so far all the pictures are of feral cats but Fluffy thinks there may be a treat behind the last flap)
Fluffy would advise everyone to go out of their way to pat a feral cat this week*
*with really big gloves on though
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
scientists think that most little pets are dangerous. Fluffy thinks there's a simple rule - don't make a food animal a pet animal. Chicks and hamsters are for eatin' not pettin'
Wednesday, 1 October 2008
...a policeman thought he could mess with a cat. He was wrong.
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Friday, 12 September 2008
This cat came back after nine years. His sense of direction can't be up to much. Fluffy is very pro the microchipping of cats. He also likes chips
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Some mean Croatians teased the England Football team and said that they shouldn't have three lions on their shirt. Well, Fluffy thinks their planbackfired, because powered by their new logo, England won four one!!
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
They're trying to bring in a cat licensing system because of all the strays. Fluffy suggests that all cats who live in Colorado springs hop on the train to New Jersey - where cats are valued (see earlier blog entries)
Monday, 8 September 2008
Fluffy is impressed by this tale of feline derring-do. No doubt this particular cat is a Robin Hood figures - stealing from the rich to buy food for hungry cats.
Friday, 5 September 2008
Thursday, 4 September 2008
They're putting something in the water in New Jersey, Fluffy reckons...
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
Fluffy was initially unconcerned about hurricane reports in America...
but now he cares... stop global warming now and think of the kittens
Friday, 29 August 2008
...check out these Chinese cats and be afraid. Just a few more years and Cats will rule the world, terrorising dogs from above.
Friday, 22 August 2008
Thursday, 21 August 2008
Fluffy thinks it's only a matter of time before Cats rule the world. This "x-men" style cat will surely be at the forefront of any cat-based revolution.
Thursday, 14 August 2008
..another thing for cats to stay clear of... Bald people
Fluffy is very pleased with the softball results
Thursday, 31 July 2008
...a cat was found wandering around New Jersey. Fluffy is very upset - what if it had missed a meal?
here's a video