Wednesday 27 February 2008

Tuesday 26 February 2008

fish can count




fish can count to four. Big wow. Watch this


1.....2.....3.....4.....5


Fluffy is cleverer, fish are STILL just food.


Monday 25 February 2008

Birthdays


Fluffy has had another thought today. there are some great birthdays this week





Fluffy hopes that Peter Andre, Fluffy's friend and "thought for the day" subcriber Lisa, and Zeppo Marx all have a great day, and get the presents they deserve


Pigs




pigs are releasing a single called "stand by your Ham" Fluffy isn't bothered about pigs very much but he does like sausages.


Thursday 21 February 2008

Year of the Mouse




Fluffy puts his foot down. This disgraceful behaviour from china is too much. Where is the year of the Cat?


Fluffy is thinking of teaming up with Amnesty International, who are also cross with China - no doubt because of the year of the mouse issue.



Wednesday 20 February 2008

Fat Cat





A fat sneaky cat got stuck in a door. He featured on the news and his owner, who had lost him was re-united. Fluffy is pleased for many reasons


Monday 18 February 2008

Scottish Wildcats




Scottish Wildcats have gone missing. Fluffy thinks they're all in Glasgow, attracted by the wildcat's natural desire for deep fried mars bars. If you're from Glasgow, whynot check behind your dustbin?

Is it a bear? is it a cat?


No, it's a bearcat!! A teeny bearcat has been born.
fluffy guesses that it is neither a bear nor a cat, but rather a Civet



Friday 15 February 2008

Fluffy on the US presidential election






Fluffy is intrigued that republican hopeful mike huckabee likes fried squirrel. Fluffy wouldn't vote for someone who doesn't know the difference between a chasin' animal and an eatin' animal.




Wednesday 13 February 2008

Kitten bothers firemen






another Kitten has caused problems for firemen, Fluffy doesn't know what a slim jim is, but he's not sure he approves


Kitten Flash!


Fluffy has already had one thought today - but even so, he thinks the world should know that Gary Coleman got married!


Whatchotalkinbout Kitten?!



Another crime of the century




a scrap metal dealer has been caught melting down Steve Ovett's face. It was a fake face to see if the scrap metal man would buy it, even if he knew it was stolen.


The original statue was no doubt stolen by cats, cos they love Steve Ovett (the biggest rival of cat-hater Sebastian Coe)

Tuesday 12 February 2008

Fluffy Approves of new Slang


cool people are using a phrase from the new film "There Will Be Blood" (rated too scary for Fluffy)


When you want to say that you're better than someone, you say


"I'll drink your milkshake"




Fluffy will Drink the Milkshake of any dog that bothers him - especially if they have an actual, physical, milkshake that he could sneak up and drink.


Monday 11 February 2008

Mouse gets cold


scientists have given a mouse a cold so they can test things that can cure a cold.


Fluffy predicts an annoying outbreak of tiny sideboard sneezing.




Sunday 10 February 2008

Geep




a mummy sheep and a daddy goat who love each other very much have had a little baby Geep.
If Fluffy had his way, he wouldn't have been a Kitten, he'd have been a Kittanisaurus Rex.


Saturday 9 February 2008

Friday 8 February 2008

Crime of the Century


..don't mess with cat food. Fluffy hopes that the people responsible get locked up in small cells with big hairy men.




Thursday 7 February 2008

amusing dog

Fluffy doesn't like dogs but he likes the look of this one... he keeps falling asleep, so Fluffy could probably steal his tea.

http://www.doggienews.com/2005/10/skeeter-narcoleptic-poodle.htm


Wednesday 6 February 2008

Clever Fish


A clever fish called Bentley has been taught to swim up when a gong is banged. This proves that fish DO have good memories.


Fluffy isn't sure whether this type of experiment makes the fish more or less tasty, so he is reserving judgement.




Tuesday 5 February 2008

Have a good look under your chair



a cat is missing!
Fluffy endorses the national pet register. He has never been lost himself but would not like to be lost in future.

Monday 4 February 2008

Brave Bear Memorial


A bear carried things so that polish people could shoot at italian people during the war. He liked beer and cigarettes.
Fluffy doesn't like beer, cigarettes or war, but he does like bears, poles and italians.


Sunday 3 February 2008

Student Kisses Baby Tiger




a hero student saved a baby tiger's life by kissing it. She deserves the £1 million pound Fluffy Little Kitten award for bravery, but unfortunately no such award exists.


Saturday 2 February 2008

Scientists put camera in a mouse's brain











scientists have put a camera inside a mouse's brain

this is Fluffy's theory of what they might see...


Friday 1 February 2008

getting a dog is a mistake..


a man bought a puppy...Fluffy wonders "will people ever learn?"

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=68099