Monday, 31 December 2007

Kittens can beat up dogs

watch the proof - dogs beware

Sunday, 30 December 2007

Grumpy new zealand man bans pram

this man banned a lady and her pram from his shop. Fluffy doesn't live in new zealand and doesn't use a pram, so he is unconcerned.

Tuesday, 25 December 2007

It's christmas

fluffy has a special christmas treat for you...

merry christmas!!

Monday, 24 December 2007

cat attacks postman

A cat has been attacking a postman. Seems a bit like dog's work to kitten...

Sunday, 23 December 2007

Apes tell jokes

scientists have found out that orangutans tell jokes. Kitten knows a joke they'd like - where do monkeys cook their toasties? Under the gorilla..

Thursday, 20 December 2007

Weasel Coffee

Kitten has found out about weasel coffee. He's not sure about giving extra caffeine to weasels - they're already a bit rowdy. they should be given something stoatally different.

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Loose Moose

a moose has drunk some alcohol somewhere and become confused and tangled. kitten is too young to drink.

Monday, 17 December 2007

fake tuna

in Australia they throw fish around in the same way that normal countries throw javelins and discus. However, they're now going to start using fake fish - which Fluffy is dead against

Friday, 14 December 2007


Fluffy has found purrcast - it's a podcast of cats purring. it's good for helping you snooze

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Glow in the dark kittens

scientists have developed luminous cats. Kitten reckons it's just showing off.

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Man abandons chipshop

this man abandoned his career working after getting some advice in chip shop and became a singing star in china. Fluffy likes chips and thinks it's a waste of effort - he should have stayed where he was, and perhaps ordered some fish

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

mouse controversy

the bbc say they have the first pictures of the jerboa ever.
How come this footage of a jerboa is on youtube from ages ago? fluffy is puzzled...


kitten has hardly thought of anything for 3 days

this is because he searched for the words "elephants yeah" on google.

you should do the same

Saturday, 8 December 2007

Romantic dolphins

when dolphins are in love they woo their girlfriends with bunches of weed.

Fluffy has never done that - but he has wee-ed in the woods.

Thursday, 6 December 2007

nice toilet

A pub in Scotland has one an award for its nice loo - which has flowers in it

Fluffy's toilet has flowers in too - but that's because it's a back garden.

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

smelly elephants

mummy elephants can find where their family is just by sniffing. Aparently the other elephants have a distinctive smell

Fluffy has some relatives like that too!

Tuesday, 4 December 2007

clever sheep

a clever sheep has learned to unlock her cage with her tongue

fluffy is in training to learn how to open tins of kitten food - a useful skill with many applications.

Monday, 3 December 2007

False articles about Mummy

this article says "Mummy reveals dino secrets" but this just isn't true. Mummy knows very little about the secrets of dinosaurs and would never gossip anyway.

Saturday, 1 December 2007

Christmas Tree Shortage

It's December and Kitten is excited about Christmas - which isn't far away

A drought has caused a problem for Christmas trees - meaning that people will either get no tree or pay a lot for it.

Luckily this is happening in Australia and Fluffy doesn't live in Australia. Fluffy doesn't know much about Australia but his mummy told him it's a long way away.

Friday, 30 November 2007

speedy hamster

A hamster has zoomed away from home in a hamster ball and was later found by a boy

Hamster balls are fun, but Kitten has trouble getting them open.

Thursday, 29 November 2007

Changing the Union Jack

Some welsh people want to change the union jack so it has a bit of the welsh flag on it. Fluffy thinks this is a good idea although he thinks there should maybe be a cat on it too.

Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Monday, 26 November 2007

Northern Rock

Northern Rock is in Trouble.

Fluffy had some northern rock once. It was in Blackpool, and it had the word "Blackpool" written all the way through it.

It was tasty.

Friday, 23 November 2007

Ship Sinking in Antartica - Kitten Not On Board

Fluffy reckons the water is very cold and the ship looks rubbish. he wouldn't have got on it in the first place.

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