Kittens can beat up dogs

watch the proof - dogs beware

Grumpy new zealand man bans pram

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10484700

this man banned a lady and her pram from his shop. Fluffy doesn't live in new zealand and doesn't use a pram, so he is unconcerned.

Fat Wombat Gets Stuck

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=504733&in_page_id=1811

a fat wombat has got stuck.

It's christmas

fluffy has a special christmas treat for you...




merry christmas!!

cat attacks postman

A cat has been attacking a postman. Seems a bit like dog's work to kitten...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/7147685.stm

Apes tell jokes

scientists have found out that orangutans tell jokes. Kitten knows a joke they'd like - where do monkeys cook their toasties? Under the gorilla..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml;jsessionid=HCZUFYJJDDB3DQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2007/12/12/scioran112.xml

Weasel Coffee

http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=616

Kitten has found out about weasel coffee. He's not sure about giving extra caffeine to weasels - they're already a bit rowdy. they should be given something stoatally different.

Loose Moose

http://www.adn.com/photos/wildlife/moose_christmas/v-photo_gallery_0/

a moose has drunk some alcohol somewhere and become confused and tangled. kitten is too young to drink.

fake tuna

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/14/2119157.htm?section=justin

in Australia they throw fish around in the same way that normal countries throw javelins and discus. However, they're now going to start using fake fish - which Fluffy is dead against

Purrcast

Fluffy has found purrcast - it's a podcast of cats purring. it's good for helping you snooze

http://purrcast.com/

Glow in the dark kittens

http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=34769&sectionid=3510208

scientists have developed luminous cats. Kitten reckons it's just showing off.

Man abandons chipshop

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7130938.stm

this man abandoned his career working after getting some advice in chip shop and became a singing star in china. Fluffy likes chips and thinks it's a waste of effort - he should have stayed where he was, and perhaps ordered some fish

mouse controversy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/fivelivebreakfast/2007/12/is_this_the_cutest_animal_ever.html

the bbc say they have the first pictures of the jerboa ever.

How come this footage of a jerboa is on youtube from ages ago? fluffy is puzzled...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFCTGD_1VFc

hmmmm

kitten has hardly thought of anything for 3 days

this is because he searched for the words "elephants yeah" on google.

you should do the same

Romantic dolphins

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/12/05/eadolphin105.xml

when dolphins are in love they woo their girlfriends with bunches of weed.

Fluffy has never done that - but he has wee-ed in the woods.

nice toilet

A pub in Scotland has one an award for its nice loo - which has flowers in it

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1899652007

Fluffy's toilet has flowers in too - but that's because it's a back garden.

smelly elephants

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3001086.ece

mummy elephants can find where their family is just by sniffing. Aparently the other elephants have a distinctive smell

Fluffy has some relatives like that too!

clever sheep

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/net/mmpaper.aspx?page=article&sectid=4&contentid=20071203200712030233248438ebe0e80&pageno=1

a clever sheep has learned to unlock her cage with her tongue

fluffy is in training to learn how to open tins of kitten food - a useful skill with many applications.

False articles about Mummy

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article537905.ece

this article says "Mummy reveals dino secrets" but this just isn't true. Mummy knows very little about the secrets of dinosaurs and would never gossip anyway.

Christmas Tree Shortage

It's December and Kitten is excited about Christmas - which isn't far away

http://www.smh.com.au/news/drought/drought-reduces-availability-of-christmas-trees/2007/12/01/1196394682298.html

A drought has caused a problem for Christmas trees - meaning that people will either get no tree or pay a lot for it.

Luckily this is happening in Australia and Fluffy doesn't live in Australia. Fluffy doesn't know much about Australia but his mummy told him it's a long way away.

speedy hamster

A hamster has zoomed away from home in a hamster ball and was later found by a boy

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=65144&in_page_id=2





Hamster balls are fun, but Kitten has trouble getting them open.

Changing the Union Jack

Some welsh people want to change the union jack so it has a bit of the welsh flag on it. Fluffy thinks this is a good idea although he thinks there should maybe be a cat on it too.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/article/0,,2218691,00.html

Stupid dog eats pants!

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=77131&in_page_id=2

just goes to show how stupid dogs are

JK Rowling is very rich

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2007/nov/20/harrypotter?picture=331321287

J K Rowling is seling a book that'll cost £40,000

Fluffy's book is only £4.99

Northern Rock

Northern Rock is in Trouble. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7112481.stm

Fluffy had some northern rock once. It was in Blackpool, and it had the word "Blackpool" written all the way through it.

It was tasty.

Ship Sinking in Antartica - Kitten Not On Board

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7108835.stm

Fluffy reckons the water is very cold and the ship looks rubbish. he wouldn't have got on it in the first place.

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