Cat bothers people in hospital

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/7217274.stm

A ginger cat has been popping into A&E in a welsh hospital. Someone complained, but Fluffy thinks that that person is rubbish.

Belgian Mouse found Partially in Finland

The Belgians have found a way of livening up vegetables (which Fluffy isn't generally keen on) - but they're testing them on the Fins.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2844777120080128?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Kitten Single

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0100regionalnews/tm_headline=cilla-make-atomic-kitten-no-1-and-give-huge-boost-to-mersey-charities&method=full&objectid=20403497&siteid=50061-name_page.html

this single is not as good as the band's name would suggest. Fluffy is not impressed

cat has five legs

http://www.kspr.com/news/national/14293747.html#.

an American cat has 5 legs! If Fluffy had 5 legs he'd be better at maths.

Cat Hero

http://blog.mlive.com/chronicle/2008/01/cats_screeching_saves_family_f.html

a cat saved the lives of his owners even though they don't like cats. Fluffy would probably have let the house burn down and then wandered off to find an old lady to live with - one who sleeps a lot, has the heating on really high and feeds their cats til they're fat.

New James Bond film

http://in.reuters.com/article/hollywood/idINL2492487820080125

it's called Quantum of Solace. Fluffy is a little sad that he wasn't considered for the part of James Bond. However, he doesn't understand the title, and as he's only three kitten years old he hasn't actually been allowed to watch a James Bond film - are they about cats?

Warm weather encourages birds

Global warming has made more birds stay in Britain over winter.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article3240963.ece

Fluffy would be concerned about global warming but he's busy lying by the bird table with his mouth open.

Adventure cat

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/01/23/2008-01-23_stowaway_cat_survives_icy_flight.html

A cat hid in a suitcase and flew from Miami to Dallas. Fluffy is in favour of this sort of thing but advises kittens to go at least premium economy as it's a but chilly in the hold.

Lord Coe Watch

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hVJmNkfCiosZiEIh3ENHpmfdlAmg

Seb Coe has been in the news again. To make it clear, Kitten wants to remind you that like all kittens, he doesn't like Seb Coe. Steve Ovett is the kitten number 1!!

Shoe Shop in trouble

http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article3359101.ece

A shoe shop is in real trouble. Kitten has four paws but he doesn't wear shoes - as such he is relatively unconcerned.

Bionic Rabbits - a step too far

They already eat lots of carrots - they don't need bionic eyes to help them.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323929,00.html

Big mouse extinct

a large mouse lived on earth millions of years ago. it doesn't now. Fluffy assumes it's because it was eaten by a large cat.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/17/science/17rat_web.html?_r=1&ref=science&oref=slogin

Save the Olympic Cats

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7112603.stm
Fluffy is very concerned about the olympic cats. he would like to offer a million pound award to anyone who saves all the cats, but once again he doesn't have a million pounds. And if he gets a million pounds he has to give it to the people who develop a light cat tracker (see below)

Wii Fit

Fluffy is excited by the forthcoming launch of the computer game Wii Fit in the UK.



like many kittens he has a Wii on the living room floor

Fluffy's campaign - a one million pound prize!!!

http://www.environmental-studies.de/products/pet-tracking/Cat-tracking/cat-tracking.html

Fluffy constantly worries about getting lost. He therefore supports the introduction of GPS tracking for kittens and cats. That way if he gets lost, he can easily be found. He would like to set up a million pound prize fund for anyone who invents a light, portable gps tag for collars, but he doesn't have one million pounds. The only trackers he can find on the internet seem to weigh a ton - and he is only little.

Lord Coe

As has been mentioned in the past, like all kittens, Fluffy does not like Seb Coe

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/main.jhtml;jsessionid=OJHEWTSLVI1OLQFIQMGCFGGAVCBQUIV0?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/portal/2008/01/05/wkcultureclinic105.xml

Enemy of all right minded people

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10480576

his name is David Thomas and he works at a university called Massey in New Zealand. Please ignore his dangerous views...

big burger

http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/

Fluffy has found a burger that weighs 6 pounds - that's more than him, and he doesn't have cheese on top of him either!

cold snap on the way

http://www.inthenews.co.uk/news/transport/cold-snap-brings-snow-uk-$1184427.htm

there's a cold snap on the way - but not in Fluffy's Basket. he's turning the heating up to ten and going back to bed.

Hold it in, save the panet

Apparently Kangaroos don't fart. This means if we can teach cows to be as polite as kangaroos we will save the world from global warning.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22879895-13762,00.html