Another Stupid Dog

This dog can balance things on him. Get a table!

http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/02/26/cindys-the-queen-of-doggy-balancing/

fish can count

http://www.thehindu.com/holnus/008200802261023.htm

fish can count to four. Big wow. Watch this

1.....2.....3.....4.....5

Fluffy is cleverer, fish are STILL just food.

Birthdays

Fluffy has had another thought today. there are some great birthdays this week

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a89828/this-weeks-celebrity-birthdays-feb-25-mar-2.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feb_25#Births

Fluffy hopes that Peter Andre, Fluffy's friend and "thought for the day" subcriber Lisa, and Zeppo Marx all have a great day, and get the presents they deserve

Pigs

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2145358520080221

pigs are releasing a single called "stand by your Ham" Fluffy isn't bothered about pigs very much but he does like sausages.

Year of the Mouse

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/redlantern/archives/130935.asp?from=blog_last3

Fluffy puts his foot down. This disgraceful behaviour from china is too much. Where is the year of the Cat?

Fluffy is thinking of teaming up with Amnesty International, who are also cross with China - no doubt because of the year of the mouse issue.

Fat Cat

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_011007_animal_cat_caper.28783823.html

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_011107_animal_cat_reunion.2dc2591e.html

A fat sneaky cat got stuck in a door. He featured on the news and his owner, who had lost him was re-united. Fluffy is pleased for many reasons

Scottish Wildcats

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7240908.stm

Scottish Wildcats have gone missing. Fluffy thinks they're all in Glasgow, attracted by the wildcat's natural desire for deep fried mars bars. If you're from Glasgow, whynot check behind your dustbin?

Is it a bear? is it a cat?

No, it's a bearcat!! A teeny bearcat has been born.

fluffy guesses that it is neither a bear nor a cat, but rather a Civet

http://www.wimbledonguardian.co.uk/news/topstories/display.var.2021224.0.beautiful_baby_binturong_born.php

Fluffy on the US presidential election

http://www.connietalk.com/mike_huckabee_fried_squirrel_021208.html

Fluffy is intrigued that republican hopeful mike huckabee likes fried squirrel. Fluffy wouldn't vote for someone who doesn't know the difference between a chasin' animal and an eatin' animal.

Kitten bothers firemen

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/breaking_news/story/417933.html

another Kitten has caused problems for firemen, Fluffy doesn't know what a slim jim is, but he's not sure he approves

Kitten Flash!

Fluffy has already had one thought today - but even so, he thinks the world should know that Gary Coleman got married!

Whatchotalkinbout Kitten?!

http://www.product-reviews.net/2008/02/13/shannon-price-and-gary-coleman-secret-marriage-last-year/

Another crime of the century

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/generalnews/display.var.1991830.0.the_great_drain_robbery.php

a scrap metal dealer has been caught melting down Steve Ovett's face. It was a fake face to see if the scrap metal man would buy it, even if he knew it was stolen.

The original statue was no doubt stolen by cats, cos they love Steve Ovett (the biggest rival of cat-hater Sebastian Coe)

Fluffy Approves of new Slang

cool people are using a phrase from the new film "There Will Be Blood" (rated too scary for Fluffy)

When you want to say that you're better than someone, you say

"I'll drink your milkshake"

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/ae/articles/0210milkshake0210.html

Fluffy will Drink the Milkshake of any dog that bothers him - especially if they have an actual, physical, milkshake that he could sneak up and drink.

Mouse gets cold

scientists have given a mouse a cold so they can test things that can cure a cold.

Fluffy predicts an annoying outbreak of tiny sideboard sneezing.

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hjnFObUEadvIEUQuXvCnYMTnT1tA

Geep

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=513047&in_page_id=1811

a mummy sheep and a daddy goat who love each other very much have had a little baby Geep.

If Fluffy had his way, he wouldn't have been a Kitten, he'd have been a Kittanisaurus Rex.

Olympic cats sorted

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0847991720080208

after fluffy's campaign* the olympic cats have been rescued - as have some olympic newts.

* http://fluffysthoughtfortheday.blogspot.com/2008/01/save-olympic-cats.html

No thanks to Seb Coe.

Crime of the Century

..don't mess with cat food. Fluffy hopes that the people responsible get locked up in small cells with big hairy men.

http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/478928.html

amusing dog

Fluffy doesn't like dogs but he likes the look of this one... he keeps falling asleep, so Fluffy could probably steal his tea.

http://www.doggienews.com/2005/10/skeeter-narcoleptic-poodle.htm

Clever Fish

A clever fish called Bentley has been taught to swim up when a gong is banged. This proves that fish DO have good memories.

Fluffy isn't sure whether this type of experiment makes the fish more or less tasty, so he is reserving judgement.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7228978.stm

Have a good look under your chair

http://www.nationalpetregister.org/mp/6038.htm

a cat is missing!

Fluffy endorses the national pet register. He has never been lost himself but would not like to be lost in future.

Brave Bear Memorial

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7208505.stm

A bear carried things so that polish people could shoot at italian people during the war. He liked beer and cigarettes.

Fluffy doesn't like beer, cigarettes or war, but he does like bears, poles and italians.

Student Kisses Baby Tiger

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/01/big-cat-update-dont-try-this-at-home/

a hero student saved a baby tiger's life by kissing it. She deserves the £1 million pound Fluffy Little Kitten award for bravery, but unfortunately no such award exists.

Scientists put camera in a mouse's brain

http://uk.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUKT7718020080131

scientists have put a camera inside a mouse's brain

this is Fluffy's theory of what they might see...

getting a dog is a mistake..

a man bought a puppy...Fluffy wonders "will people ever learn?"

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=68099