Twenty-five percent of cat owners said they understand everything their kitty says, while only 16 percent of dog owners comprehend all their canine’s comments. Fluffy reckons that this is because dogs are stupid and rubbish.
Fluffy was initially very interested in this story - it has a great headline. On closer inspection, it was far less interesting than he thought it would be....
he urges all cats to remember, you can't run faster than a cat, but you can run faster than a yorkshire terrier - make sure you're nearer the back door than the pooch.