This kitten's mewing saved over a hundred dogs - dogs that the kitten had definitely not deliberately trapped and locked up, honest. It was the old man who did it; the old man who despite being mentally incapable had acquired hundreds of chihuahuas. So stop asking.
Fluffy does not approve and suggests that everyone boycots the Guardian for a week in protest - but not saturday because he uses the extra sections as rabbit hutch lining
A clinical trial has proven that cats are clever enough to fool scientists into thinking that cats are incapable of getting their own food. This means that cats have to be given food, right into their mouths if necessary, possibly whilst sitting on a nice cushion. Fluffy approves.
Scientists are feeding curry to mice cos it stops them from going senile - Fluffy wonders firstly how you check if a mouse is senile (wets itself? can't find its keys?), and secondly whether eating mice that had eaten curry would do the trick.
A cat has been banned from a post office. Fluffy is angered that this can happen now we're supposd to have an America for the new milenium. Can we get Sammy the cat back into the post office? Yes We Can!!!