Investigative journalism

The police say that Rabbits don't carry knives..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=562436&in_page_id=1770

They also say that this theft was an accident...

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/04/21/thieves-make-off-with-11-000-worth-of-broccoli.aspx

whereas Fluffy thinks it's the canadian bunny mafia - with a paw in many nefarious activities across the world